You big Dummy!

I never cease to amaze myself concerning how I can so eloquently put my foot in my mouth at the most in-opportune moments. This past weekend I had the privilege of performing the wedding of John Mendez and Katie Weaver. I was also asked to announce the wedding party as they entered the reception hall. Well...instead of saying "it is my privilege to announce for the first time Mr and Mrs John Mendez"...I said "Mr and Mrs John Weaver". I was absolutely mortified! Most people only have a big fancy wedding once in their lifetime. The last thing they need is some preacher messing it up. Everybody got a laugh out of it (except me, I wanted to run and stick my head in the ground). Katie's dad is my "eye doctor". He will probably stab me in the eye next time I go to his office for disrupting his baby girls wedding!